18 Facts About French Bulldogs That You Probably Didn’t Know
The adorable, snorty little clowns we all secretly want to smuggle home from the park.
Let’s Be Real for a Second…
You’ve seen them wobble around with their bat ears, big round eyes, and flat little snouts—and bam, you're in love. French Bulldogs aren’t just cute—they’re full-blown personalities trapped in compact doggy bodies. But here’s the kicker: there’s way more to these pint-sized charmers than meets the eye.
Whether you're already a Frenchie parent or thinking of becoming one (welcome to the madness!), I’ve rounded up 18 things about French Bulldogs that will probably blow your mind—or at least make you giggle.
Ready? Let’s get into it. 🐾
1. They Can’t Swim. Like… At All.
Yep, Frenchies sink like bricks. Those cute chubby bodies, short legs, and heavy heads? Not exactly a recipe for Olympic-level dog paddling.
So if you're headed to a pool or beach—life jacket or bust. Seriously, don’t risk it. They’ll thank you with endless snorts and tail wiggles.
2. They’re Basically Little Comedians
You think you’re funny? Try living with a Frenchie. These dogs know how to make you laugh just by existing.
- Zoomies out of nowhere
- Random butt wiggles
- Snoring like a 60-year-old man with a cold
IMO, they're the funniest breed out there. And they don’t even know it. Or maybe they do? 🤔
3. Frenchies Were Originally Rat Hunters
Wait, what?! Yep. These fashion-forward, couch-loving babies actually started as working dogs. Back in 19th-century France, they were bred to chase down rats in lace-making workshops.
From rat catcher to Instagram model—talk about a glow up.
4. They Have a Trademark “Frenchie Talk”
If you’ve ever heard a French Bulldog, you know they don’t just bark. Oh no, they grunt, snort, wheeze, and sometimes even "talk."
Ever heard one whine like it’s debating with you? Yeah, that’s the Frenchie sass.
5. They’re Stubborn AF… But Lovably So
Ever tried to walk a Frenchie that doesn’t feel like walking? Good luck. These guys are masters of dramatic flops and “you’re not the boss of me” vibes.
But here’s the twist—they’re also huge people-pleasers. So, bribery works. A lot. Bring treats. Always.
6. Heat? Not Their Friend.
This is super important: Frenchies overheat easily. Their short noses (brachycephalic, if we’re getting science-y) make it hard to cool down.
So if it’s hot outside, keep walks short and shady. Or better yet—AC and belly rubs inside. 🐶💨
7. They’re the Kings of Snoring
If you're a light sleeper… well, good luck. 😂 Frenchies snore like it’s their side hustle.
Tip: Keep a white noise machine nearby or just lean into it. After a while, it becomes weirdly comforting.
8. They’re Velcro Dogs (in a Cute Way)
French Bulldogs are clingy—and proud of it. They want to be wherever you are. Bathroom? Yep. Couch? Obviously. Shower? Don’t be surprised.
They’ll stare at you like, “You done yet?”
9. They Can Be Surprisingly Athletic (for About 30 Seconds)
They’ll zoom across the room like they’re training for a race, then flop down like they just ran a marathon.
They’re not lazy—they’re just...efficient. 😅
10. They’re Not Great Flyers
Planning to take your Frenchie on a plane? Think again. Due to their breathing issues, many airlines won’t let them fly in cargo, and even in-cabin travel can be risky.
Best bet? Road trips or staycations.
11. Their Tails Come in All Shapes (and None)
Some Frenchies have curly tails, others look like they have no tail at all. It’s totally normal. But if you see redness or swelling—FYI, tail pocket infections are a thing.
Check those squishy folds, people. Clean regularly!
12. They’re Low-Key Gassy... and It’s Not Subtle
Look, I’m not trying to roast your pup here—but Frenchies fart. A lot. Something about their digestion and short snouts = gas factory.
Tip: Grain-free food and probiotics help. But also… maybe invest in candles? 🕯️💨
13. They’re Crazy Popular
In recent years, French Bulldogs became one of the most popular dog breeds in the world—even knocking Labradors off the top spot in the U.S.
They’re stylish, compact, and don't bark much. What’s not to love?
14. They Can Be Expensive (Like… Really Expensive)
Frenchies don’t come cheap. Between purchase price, vet bills, and accessories, you’re looking at a premium pup.
- Average puppy price: $3,000+
- Common medical issues: breathing, skin, spine
But hey—worth every penny IMO.
15. They’re Terrible Guard Dogs (But Excellent Alarm Systems)
If you're expecting a Frenchie to take down a burglar… lol, no. But if someone even thinks about knocking on your door, your Frenchie will be on high alert.
Barking? Minimal. But side-eye? Elite level.
16. They Can Be Drama Queens (And Kings)
Drop a treat and don’t give it to them? Prepare for Oscar-worthy levels of guilt-tripping. They’ll sigh, whine, maybe even “talk back.”
But hey—you’d probably be dramatic too if you were that cute.
17. They Get Along with Basically Everyone
Kids, cats, guests—they’re usually super chill and social. They love attention (duh), but they’re also gentle and patient.
Perfect for families, singles, or literally anyone who wants a 4-legged BFF.
18. Every Frenchie is a Little Weirdo (in the Best Way)
One thing’s for sure: no two Frenchies are alike. Some love fetch, others would rather chew on socks. Some snuggle 24/7, others pose like royalty.
Their personalities? Big. Bold. Unapologetically weird. And honestly, we wouldn’t want them any other way.
Final Thoughts: So... Are You Obsessed Yet?
If you weren’t already in love with French Bulldogs, I hope this article nudged you closer to obsession. 😏 Whether it's the snorts, the sass, or the squishy faces, these dogs are walking joy machines.
Sure, they’ve got quirks (ahem, the gas), but they make up for it with endless affection, loyalty, and laughs. So if you're lucky enough to share your life with one, go give them a belly rub for me.
And if you're still thinking about it? Take the leap. Your couch will never be the same again—in the best way possible.
Got a Frenchie? Or thinking of getting one? Drop your thoughts below—I’d love to hear your stories :)
